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Realisation 1: Lads who walk past you for more than 3 times are spy for their friends.

Realisation 2: The spy will approach you first to penetrate your status.

Realisation 3: Spy will bring their friends along for some stupid introduction and invitations.

Realisation 4: Fail tempt doesn't cost a thing. They will still keep an eye on you, giving eye contacts, signalling you to drink from far.

Realisation 5: Ego lads are willing to settle for second-best.

Realisation 6: Lanky ladies are definitely not a hot choice in a club as being told that the lads feel intimidated.

Realisation 7: He deserves the right to flirt with you. But if seeing you flirt with another guy, he shakes head and walks away.

Realisation 8: A group of 4 is the ideal number in a club and it must be homogeneoous because it's ideal to be approached.

Realisation 9: Girls stick in a group are lesbians. Lads in a group are sexiest table in the club.

Realisation 10: Guards are guys' best friends in the club. Or perhaps best transporter.


(Based on own opinions and pretty much it's about self-indulged sarcasm)

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