Saturday, November 21, 2009

那個冬天 我認識了小丘

這裡沒有四季之分,往北上的方向再偏南一點點,据我所知已經是冬初。當然我體驗不到那個地方有多冷,反而這裡天天下著傾盆大雨,濕漉漉地真叫人鬱悶。那天的我,有點無聊加上一點點的懊惱,要知道本小姐的脾氣本來就偏暴躁,突如其來地一個短訊我並沒有多加理會,又是一個來增添煩惱的人。

“喂喂,小靚女……” 然後劈里啪啦打了一些廣東字眼,我突然閒興致勃勃想囘他,所以我們聊了很多不是工作上的東東。看來這個時候的人容易做錯事,交錯朋友,認錯人,偏偏不信邪,聊到下班爲止。當時候我心裏確實有點踏實了,朋友就是這麽來的。

如果你問起我那年的冬天我在幹嘛?也許我會以很興奮的、很平靜的、很慵懶的、很理所當然的說: 那個冬天,我認識了小丘。你不知道的是,我們都生活在地球的南北兩端,而且擁有著屬於我們的流浪夢。認識了小丘,我開始學會嚮往一個有目標的生活。而那個生活,還帶著小丘的影子和爽朗的笑聲和趣怪的動作。

小明説,我們很變態,談的話題變態到在他腦海裏揮之不散。其實他忘了我們是一夥的。

Saturday, November 07, 2009

Club statistics

Realisation 1: Lads who walk past you for more than 3 times are spy for their friends.

Realisation 2: The spy will approach you first to penetrate your status.

Realisation 3: Spy will bring their friends along for some stupid introduction and invitations.

Realisation 4: Fail tempt doesn't cost a thing. They will still keep an eye on you, giving eye contacts, signalling you to drink from far.

Realisation 5: Ego lads are willing to settle for second-best.

Realisation 6: Lanky ladies are definitely not a hot choice in a club as being told that the lads feel intimidated.

Realisation 7: He deserves the right to flirt with you. But if seeing you flirt with another guy, he shakes head and walks away.

Realisation 8: A group of 4 is the ideal number in a club and it must be homogeneoous because it's ideal to be approached.

Realisation 9: Girls stick in a group are lesbians. Lads in a group are sexiest table in the club.

Realisation 10: Guards are guys' best friends in the club. Or perhaps best transporter.


(Based on own opinions and pretty much it's about self-indulged sarcasm)

Sunday, October 25, 2009

27 hours

I literally slept for 27 hours and my dad thought I was dead. He kept nudging me to at least expect some weak response from me. Thanks to all the boozing days, parties and workloads. They are so damn sensational but I know I gotta bid farewell to some people in real soon. Perhaps I have already got used to this idea of people come and leave. So I shall start thinking of transferring. Malaysia is such a comfort zone to live in. I concur.

When is AirAsia going to fly Germany? Better make it before next Oktoberfest.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Heineken bucket

First of all, weekend booze is awesome. Now I am officially a coffeeholic, workaholic, and alcoholic. No, I was just joking about the last holic. Let me put in this way. Drinking in a less crowded pub after your stressful work is like the best last thing you deserved to in a day. Hanging out alone or with someone who knows how to ease you, it's just like the common thing i.e. sports and beers we talk randomly about when I see you holding a beer and coming forward or I see you starring at this football match on plasma screen, someone just get inspired and do some random conversation that usually makes you think hence spending a cheerful evening before hitting the bed. Sometimes it's not merely about beers, you see, beer-competitor is not in my guest list. And here is the faq people always ask why wouldn't I get wooed in pubs? I believe there are tonnes of people out there enjoying their beers just like how I do by leaving the peace undisturbed.

Company and a beer constitute a happy ending for working adults.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

When I Sexed Up

Now you want to be free
So I'm letting you fly.
I ain't gonna cry, no
And I won't beg you to stay
If you're determined to leave
I will not stand in your way.

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