5 things I've learnt before Christmas

1) Never ever attempt funny stunts in conferences. Your customers tend to remember them well.

2) The gay-pseudo is challenging my EQ, testing my patience, insulting my IQ, and yet I learn to fake some love as if he is my BFF.

3) I deserve the criticism of being unprofessional if only I spill my hatred in your face, and have done it publicly.

4) Get some balls, or have I just crushed them accidentally? Oh, maybe I just did.

5) Merry Christmas to the bunch of assholes I'm working with, as I have this huge epiphany of 'Boxing Day is a day to be celebrated after Christmas' - to officially get your asses bashed afterward.

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